i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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