I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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