the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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