Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
