She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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