I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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