come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He did a backflip because drugs
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