His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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