How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I did not marry a roomba.
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