They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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