week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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