Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm both gender and math confused
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