You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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