To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My breath smells like gin and sadness
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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