i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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