I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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