Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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