Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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