awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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