just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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