I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
this boner is exhausting
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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