The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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