He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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