Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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