The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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