i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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