I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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