i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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