I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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