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i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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