uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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