Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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