he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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