My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
