Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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