Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My vagina just recognized that song.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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