what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
MIDGETS
????
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Pants are for mortals
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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