his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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