I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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