on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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