My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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