i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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