I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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