I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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