I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
