Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
