How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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