Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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