nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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