OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize