Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I would fuck him just for his dog
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
