dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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